The robot keeps
the station running.
The real Faye? She’s already out there, halfway into her next chapter.
Maybe you’re here to blow off steam. Maybe you want revenge. Maybe you’re simply done with this particular version of your life. No judgment. Everyone gets a seat. Faye won’t tell you to think positive. She’ll slide an extra-loaded bowl of Destiny Soup across the counter. Second serving? Your call.
A ridiculous number of lifetimes ago, Faye trained with her friend DIO at the Bureau of Reincarnation. She handles the next life. He handles this one. They still send each other letters. They disagree about plenty, but they’re united on two things: jerks are exhausting, and toxic relationships are a terrible use of reincarnation. Once you’ve gotten it out of your system here, go sit with DIO for a while. He’ll probably tell you to eat something.
KARMARevenge first. Standards intact.
LUCKMessages, miracles, and general logistics.
DIOEat. Sleep. Never waste your charge on jerks.
